Thursday, December 29, 2005

what I awoke to...

Unidentified Drunk Girl #1: Haley, one thing I know, Haley…Haley put the phone down Haley, listen to me! Sometimes boys just walk away Haley. And you know, Haley, just forget about them, like you know? Haley?

Unidentified Drunk Girl #2(Haley?) Whatever, I’m calling him (cell phone) ‘Hi is Damian there? Thanks…Damian? Yeah, this is Haley. I hate you. Fuck off’

I jumped up in bed not know who Haley was or why there were two drunk-ass girls (kyle) in my apt. yelling there fucking heads off about boys @ 2.30 in the effin morning. So I busted outta my room in sweatpants and was like ‘what-in-the-god-dammed-fuck is going on out here?’ Kyle was just sittin there glassy eyed while these two girls (turns out one I knew) were having there way with my apartment. Needless to say, I was pissed, took a piss, turned up the heat, and tried to get back to sleep. I’m sure I’ll get some half-assed apology from Kyle today, but at least once a week I get woken up (is woken a word?) by some drunk assholes.

jb

7 comments:

Tmoore said...

Usually you're on first name basis's with the drunk assholes, this one is a very entertaining rarity.

Anonymous said...

No definitions of woken were found in English

Definitions of woken on the Web in German:

* Die Gemeinde Okna (deutsch Woken b. Hirschberg) liegt westlich des Bezděz (Bösig) im okres Česká Lípa (Tschechien).
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woken

the le duo said...

ok smarty, so how would i re-phrase that sentence without sounding like I wear a monocle and plau cricket?

the le duo said...

play cricket

Anonymous said...

Were they naked girls having their way with your apt?

the le duo said...

by 'having there way' i meant acting with complete drunken disregard for the fact that i was sleepy-timing it up in the next room. I was so confused as to why there would be a girl anywhere near my place. I thought I was dreaming, but I usually dream about beautiful, angelic nymphs.. not drunks yellin 'fuck you bitch' at each other

Tmoore said...

JB, the problem is, you put the pussy on a pedistal. you can't do that you, see...