I wake up this morning at my normal 448am-get up stretch yawn scratch a little-go into the bathroom splash cold water on my face stare blankly into the mirror for a moment- floss brush rinse- step into the shower to get the water a-going- when the light goes out. ‘no big deal’ I think- our lights always been screwy in the bathroom- we have to tie the string to a nail in the wall to get it to stay on- but that’s not it- nothin- so I go in the other room and try to turn that light on- the same- I hear Kyle say ‘did the wind knock the power out?’ yeah go to sleep fuck snore. But then I got to panicking- I haven’t paid my bill in a while, and didn’t I see a letter from the Burlington Electric Dept. in the mail this week? I look around and find the envelope- tear it open- ‘Our dear customers, we will have a blackout Wednesday morning between 5am-7am in order to serve you better’ fuck fuck shit balls now I’m here at work no shower no breakfast clothes on backwards pissy complaining probably smelly aint them the breaks?
jB
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Your shower would have worked, silly -- your heat isn't electric. Are you afraid of showering in the dark?
I only shower in the dark. the combination of darkness and falling water helps to hide my tears...
Juuuuuuuuuuuuust kidding.
we all know what you do in the dark, tanner
we all know you take a shower in the smoking room jungle pit.
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